Writer's note: This would be exactly like the Giant Sony Screen that is in Times Square in New York. And now you know what city I live in....
10) Hooked On Phonics can now be played for the masses.
9) You've heard of MTV...how about HICK TV?
8) It'll offer great instant replay during the Red Man Spitting For Distance contest.
7) You don't really think you'd be able to see Dolly Parton on a normal TV, do ya?
6) Now we can see all the videos we want by that hot new band, Hootie and The Blowfish.
5) We all can learn to drive better by watching NASCAR while we drive.
4) When the Monster Truck Rally sells out, you can see it for free instead of that pay per view stuff.
3) No one here can afford their own Nintendo 64 but if we pool our resources....
2) A new and exciting way for the Top 10 lists to reach more people.
1) You've heard of 24 hour CNN?...Well get ready for 24 hour Hee Haw!!
Thanks To Barry for the Topic and BPatt for the list
Submitted: Fri Dec 12 15:13:11 1997
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