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The Top 10 Bad Response For Guys To Give To The "How Do I Look" Question


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10) "That's a great outfit honey but Halloween was 6 weeks ago."

9) "I ain't seen a caboose that big since Amtrak left town."

8) "Uh-uh, the last time I answered that question, I went temporarily blind."

7) "Ssshhh, the games on right now..go look in the damn mirror, that's what its there for!!"

6) "Oh man, I'm gonna lose my lunch."

5) "Like the hooker I was with last night."

4) "Like someone in dire need for some liposuction."

3) "Well, if I close my eyes, just like Cindy Crawford."

2) "How can I put this...MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

1) "If you're not naked, I really don't care!!"

Thanks to Reese for the topic and BPatt for the list

Submitted: Sat Dec 6 22:58:24 1997

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