10) "I got your community service right here pal!"

9) "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on."

8) "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!"

7) "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were."

6) "Bite me you robe wearing geek."

5) "The point is that she's 18 NOW!"

4) "By the way before you sentence me, tell your wife that I can't meet her at the hotel for our weekly rendezvous tonight."

3) "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?"

2) "Just out of curiousity, are you wearing pants?"