10) To earn the Hiking Badge, you're blindfolded, piled into the camp truck and taken 30 miles outside of town.
9) You swear you've seen one of the counselors on America's Most Wanted.
8) The "campground" is some leader's back yard.
7) The guy who starts the campfire every night is always muttering.."Sure they caught the real Unabomber..yeah right."
6) You never knew there was a Beerdrinking Merit Badge.
5) On one of the nature hikes, one of the counselors plays the banjo and the other tells you that you have a real pretty mouth.
4) Camping under the stars involves trespassing on Madonna's property.
3) The Most popular camper is always the one seen showering with the counselors the most.
2) One of the counselors is just a little too willing to dress up like a woman needing CPR during the First Aid course.
1) You're locked in an unairconditioned cabin, stuck making products for Nike.
Thanks to BPatt
Submitted: Sat Nov 22 23:17:37 1997
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