10) "We're so popular that Bill Gates is always calling trying to buy us."

9) "The bathroom...well to put it nicely..something's ripe in there."

8) "If you have ever seen in it person, that eye popping out thing is really GROSS!"

7) "Well, unless things change, employees have no 401K pension plan."

6) "Come to think of it, employees are not really paid either."

5) "That blow-up doll acting as a secretary never takes a damn phone call and she's ALWAYS in the site designer's office!!

4) "I know this is weird but every once in a while, I swear these onions are watching me."(LOL Spanky/Sparky)

3) "Instead of Muzak in the office, we get Polish Polka groups covering Country Songs."

2) "The only person currently signed up for an interview is that damn Bean guy."