10) "If they wore Depends like me, they'd never leave."
9) "Maybe if I don't let them go to the Water Fountain so much...they won't have to go so much.
8) "Why can't kids today find History as interesting as I do?"
7) "Why can't I get up and go whenever I want?"
6) "I hope the bathroom video camera I installed is working this time."
5) "Kids Today can't hold their beer at all."
4) "Should I tell her I hope everything comes out all right...no, must stay in a leadership role."
3) "Those Sokolowsky kids are nothing but trouble."
2) "See what happens when you eat too much paste."
1) "Man, that is one tight little body."
Thanks to Leslie S for the Topic and BPatt for the list
Submitted: Wed Nov 19 16:10:47 1997
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