10) "Do they make a condom that small?"

9) "Scream good and loud so it'll be picked up on tape."

8) "Ain't no way the lights are staying on for this."

7) "Whatever you do, don't pull my toupee off."

6) "I'm sorry but I'm not drunk enough...can I have another shot?"

5) "You're as easy as the bathroom wall said you were."

4) "Geez, look at the sag on those."

3) "Aw cmon honey. the dog's just trying to be friendly."

2) "Hold on, let me go tell the guy in the closet when to start filming."