10) The design of your house resembles the $25,000 Pyramid.

9) When over at someone's house, you immediately kiss all of the women present and then say "Let's Play the Feud!"

8) You don't pass something at dinner until they phrase it in the form of a question.

7) To build romance with your spouse, you ask her where's the most exciting place she's ever made whoopee?

6) You play the Match Game to determine where your family vacation will be spent.

5) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Oh, that Damn Dragon"( scary Tic Tac Dough Reference).

4) When you don't want to discuss something in front of the kids, you place them in a sealed booth off-stage.

3) You turn the radio on briefly and then turn it off, asking passengers to Name That Tune.

2) There's a Wheel over the bed that determines whether or not you're gonna have relations that night.