10) Everytime you click on one of our links, you'll get free sausage ones.

9) Columnist Rob Wedding will FINALLY get that arrow out of his head after many valiant attempts.

8) Send in a topic for the Top 10...get a free can of "Turkey Whiz"

7) Ed, the stubborn 5th dentist, will now be played by Marv Albert.

6) There will be a contest to decide which type of Glade Plug In will go in the Funny Bone Bathroom

5) Three words...Virtual Strip Poker!!!

4) We will have direct link for you to send Bill Gates a scorching case of virtual herpes.

3) An "X" Rated Chat Room

2) The managing editors at the Funny Bone will finally decided to pay the Top 10 Boy a real paycheck and quit giving him payment in the form of cheap, rotgut whiskey.