The Top 10 Things Not to Say During A Job Interview

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10) "Damn, those are big tits!"

9) "Can I have a fridge at my desk to keep the beer in?"

8) "Do the Health Benefits cover imaginary spouses?"

7) "Umm. my last boss can't serve as a refernce because no one can seem to find his ROTTEN, STINKING, CARCASS!!!"

6) "Excuse me.. can you pull my finger?"

5) "Who in your HR Department is responsible for posting employee's bail?"

4) " I am soooo ready to test those drugs that I have to in order to get this job."

3) "I am fascinated by fire."

2) "I have to have Internet access....I write the Top 10s for the Funny Bone website."

1) "I know I wore them today but my casual days don't involve pants at all."

Thanks to BPatt

Submitted: Thu Nov 6 23:03:27 1997