The Top 10 Signs That You're At a Bad Company Picnic

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10) The softball game has been replaced by an enthusiastic version of "Red Rover."

9) Two words: Grilled Spam

8) The dunktank contains pirahnas

7) The water balloons for the balloon toss seem to be getting filled from inside the Porta Potty.

6) Your boss mentions that the person with you now( your real wife) was not the woman you were with at the Christmas party.

5) The pinata sadly contains the entire company's Christmas bonuses.

4) When the entertainment, the Village People, is announced, you seem to not recall one of the characters being "The Mailman".

3) Scavenger hunt involves weapons and a disgruntled employee named Bob.

2) The moon walk is nothing more than a guy driving a Chevy Truck with a trampoline in the back.

1) You're asked to go stand in the "Ex-Employees" line.

Thanks to BPatt

Submitted: Thu Nov 6 22:50:50 1997