10) It gives the ice that special glaze when the Zamboni is done.

9) Preferred 2 to 1 by prison inmates..JUST LET YOUR MIND WANDER WITH THAT!

8) Save water during the summer with kids by putting it on the Slip N Slide.

7) Running low on the Tapioca pudding?....it'll fool the kids.

6) Elephant at the zoo needs a suppository...it's the perfect lubricant!!

5) Really ineffective sun screen.

4) It helps any rapper scratch his favorite track perfectly by keeping his hands silky smooth.

3) It'll make those greased pigs races environmentally friendly!

2) Put on the linoleum floor, call the dogs inside and watch the hi-jinks begin!