The Top 10 Ways To Spend The Projected Gov't Budget Surplus

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10) Pay NBC to cancel that "Jenny" sitcom.

9) Start colonizing again...buy a 3rd world country.

8) After Monday's events, I'd say some Hong Kong stock might be available.

7) A Pez in every pocket.

6) Buy everyone a free lunch so my Dad will stop telling me there's no such thing.

5) Buy more Microsoft products (submitted by a Bill G.)

4) Go ahead and do it...add Gomer Pyle to Mount Rushmore.

3) Tetherball set for everyone!

2) Guranteed funding for "Showgirls2"

1) Aw, what the hell...its "National Beer Tab Night!"

Thanks to BPatt

Submitted: Thu Oct 30 23:29:49 1997