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10) Talks to you about the Good Old Days on her home planet.

9) Proudly states that she was voted "Most Likely to Fester" in High School.

8) When you take her home, she gives her Dad a better kiss than she gave you.

7) Her proudest accomplishment in life was circumventing the law and getting married at 15.

6) Leaves you to go to the bathroom, doesn't come back and you find her sitting with someone else.

5) Upon meeting her parents, her dad dusts her for fingerprints and tells you how accurate he is with his crossbow.

4) She tells you that she loves to take long walks...you discover that she doesn't have a car.

3) Person that she most admires: Lorena Bobbit.

2) She laments over the fact that she missed the Hale-Bopp comet.