10)Late filing taxes===Brutal wedgies.

9)Every Friday its Lapdancing for Refund Night

8)Every $1 from the Election Campaign Fund Box on the tax form actually went for Kegs of Beer and "Showgirls" Movie Rentals.

7)You take care of MY extension...I'll take care of yours.

6)Every audit required a full body cavity search.

5)Replaced 1040EZ Form with 1040 Hard As S***

4)Late tax filers had to wear scarlet letters "IRS" for 90 days.

3)We took your receipts back and got full refunds on all of them.

2)To avoid an audit, you must get "IRS Rulz" Tattoo.