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The Top 10 Embarrasing Ways to Die


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10)In your sleep, wearing your Superman Jammies.

9)Paper Cut.

8)Getting hit by a car...while streaking on the freeway.

7)Heart attack while line dancing.

6)During sex...with a farm animal.

5)Getting hit by a car..while wearing your "Urkel" Halloween costume.

4)Heart attack while simulating the move and wearing the clothes that your favorite professional wrestler did.

3)In your sleep, in your favorite chair with a Pauly Shore movie in the VCR.

2)At your computer while visiting a webpage other than THE FUNNY BONE!

1)In a fire, caused by a shortage in "The Clapper"

Thanks to BPATT

Submitted: Tue Oct 21 14:34:33 1997
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