10) Company credit card is replaced with discount coupons to Burger World.

9) When secretary passes out company memos, you get a map to the state unemployment office.

8) You are introduced to new hires as "The person whose job you'll be taking."

7) The cafeteria servers shun you.

6) You go to sharpen a pencil and don't remember having to pay a $250.00 service charge before.

5) Your desk is moved.....outside!

4) Your secretary answers your calls with "Thanks for calling the employee formerly known as Bob."

3) All of your airfare for company trips is One-Way

2) You're franchise in the office fantasy football league is sold