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1. Does my butt look fat in this?

2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?

3. I can't stop fantasizing about Dr. Ruth!

4. Yours is bigger than mine.

5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.

6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably.

7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them!

8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commericals.

9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go braless.

10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.

Thanks to Sheleg