A blonde was driving down a two lane road in her brand new $120,000 mustang when she got behind a semi. She road his bumper for almost a mile. The driver of the semi waved her to get off of his bumper. The blonde thought that he was just waving so she waved back. The driver knew that the blonde didn't understand so he motioned for her to pull off of the road. On the side of the road, the driver of the semi drew a large circle with a piece of chalk of the road. He told the blonde to stand inside the circle and not to move until he told her to. He went back to the cab of his truck, got a baseball bat, and walked up next to her brand new $120,000 mustang. He started beating the crap out of her car, until all that was left was a mangled mess of metal. He walked over to the blonde who was laughing hysterically. The man asked her: "Why are you laughing? I just beat the shit out of your new car." She just looked at him, and with a little giggle said ,"While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle."

Submitted by Annie Hemenway

Submitted: Sun Oct 17 21:56:02 1999