Before you visit (standard rude humor disclaimer):
  • There will be some adult content (strong language/adult situations) so if you are under 18, or easily offended, click the "Hell no" link below, unless of course you enjoy being offended, in which case, click the flashing "Enter" sign below.
  • We here at The Funny Bone consider ourselves an equal oportunity offender, and do not discriminate on the basis of sex, color, creed, religion, or any other basis, for that matter. If you browse our site, and find that you have NOT been offended, please send us some email describing the particular group of people we forgot to offend, and we'll see what we can do about it.

  • We are not responsible for anything, or anybody... At least that's what our mothers keep telling us.

  • If you are over 21, and you have not registered for the draft, our system will detect it, and send an email message to the president (and her husband too), advising of your attempt to dodge any military duties you may have as an American citizen...oh, wait.. that would be kindof pointless, wouldn't it.. okay, never mind that part then.

  • You should NOT bookmark this site, because it makes denying ever having been here more difficult.

    Um.. I'm either under 18, or I'm easily offended (and I don't like it) so I say...Hell NO!

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!The Funny Bone