We here at The Funny Bone consider ourselves an equal oportunity offender, and do not discriminate on the basis of sex, color, creed, religion, or any other basis, for that matter. If you browse our site, and find that you have NOT been offended, please send us some email describing the particular group of people we forgot to offend, and we'll see what we can do about it.

We are not responsible for anything, or anybody... At least that's what our mothers keep telling us.

If you are over 21, and you have not registered for the draft, our system will detect it, and send an email message to the president (and her husband too), advising of your attempt to dodge any military duties you may have as an American citizen...oh, wait.. that would be kindof pointless, wouldn't it.. okay, never mind that part then.